Commuting Report
Friday, 10/26/07
- Everyone was far too chipper on the train
- Knit on striped sock while listening to the White Stripes
- The guy in the train station said, "Shoe shine. Shine 'em up!" He says that every day.
- I was a near miss by low flying pigeons
- Saw the fattest bulldog ever
- Got off the bus and the air was filled with the smell of doughnuts. This happens randomly. Where are they?
- First in months: bypassed Starbucks. The line was too long, even for me.
- Saw a van that was filled, no FILLED with clothes. Floor to ceiling. I'm not lying.
- Two guys in hard hats and dirty jeans were standing in line at the made to order crepes station at the schmancy cafe across the street. I imagine the soundbite goes like this, "Hey Dave! Try the apple. They're wicked good." "What? Are you retahded? I'm getting the strawberry. How 'bout them Sox?!"
Honestly, I love working in the city.
6 comments:
Aaaaah Sebastian's ... I love the egg, cheese (cheddar), & ham crepes. Yum,yum. But I come in so early I'm the only one at the counter.
You are hilarious! and retahded.
Wicked pissah commentary. Go Sox!
I love your life - can I be like you someday
Real men eat crepes?
Wait...
You did not go to sbucks???
And there were men eating crepes?
Was it a full moon??
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