Monday, June 30

Reason # 687

Reason #687 why I love my husband:

I'm in a wedding in a few weeks where I'll have to stand up with 8 ex-cheerleaders. I'm not kidding. 1 ex-cherleadin' bride and a gaggle of skinny blondes with me on the end. Yeah, exactly my crowd. To say that I've been a little worried about this event is an understatement.

Tonight my husband said this to me:

"Those skinny bitches can get as skinny as they want. They can't get pretty."

Oh, he's a keeper.

3 comments:

Danielle said...

Ugh! But hubby is a keeper, for sure :)

chipper said...

and to think, he could have said

"forgetaboutit!!!!"

:)

have fun anyway

The Grammarian said...

Nor can they get witty and wicked smahhhht!!!